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Union City Gardening Funny Member Hoodie
$55.00
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Welcome to Union City Gardening, Florida’s finest (and funniest) local gardening club. We’re the crew that believes a little dirt never hurt anybody—but this hoe? She might. Whether you’re tending tomatoes, planting palms, or just out here for the puns, our gear keeps your hands clean and your humor dirty. Perfect for green thumbs, backyard jokesters, and anyone who appreciates a good double entendre.
Stay cozy while you cultivate your chaos. This hoodie is soft, sturdy, and perfect for those early-morning watering sessions or late-night potting plans.
Highlights:
- Cozy fleece-lined interior
- Bold print of our cheeky slogan
- Kangaroo pocket for snacks or seed packets
- Ideal for showing off your plant (and pun) game
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dryclean